thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

(via thebootydiaries)

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Jun 16, 2018

thecharge:

spacespectrum:

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

(via thebootydiaries)

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Jun 16, 2018

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

(via thebootydiaries)

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Jun 11, 2018

(via lord-kitschener)

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Jun 10, 2018

shrimp-bird:

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

(via gaycism)

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Jun 10, 2018

thebootydiaries:

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

(via thebootydiaries)

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Jun 10, 2018

migueljontel:

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

(via thebootydiaries)

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Jun 10, 2018

agentsyzygy:

sraithpics:

☕☕☕

this is the content I want to see

(via theperksofbeingafluteplayer)

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Jun 10, 2018

pacificrim:

candidate for THE funniest image I’ve seen all year

(via guy)

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Jun 10, 2018

tytheunicornprincess:

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

(via onlytwitterpics)

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Jun 10, 2018